What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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