Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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