Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Where's my tractor?

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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