- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

speak now or forever hold your pee

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Phew... it's gone.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

knock knock i have diarrhea

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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