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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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