- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

My spelling is horrible

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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