A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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salad days!

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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