- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why can't jokes spit?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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