What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Boxing on Boxing Day

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

My spelling is horrible

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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