Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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How old are you? 7

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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ure mama's so fat

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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