What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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