- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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