- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

A American seeking into mexico

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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