- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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