- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Knock knock, COME IN!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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