Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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