- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

kennah campion... being nice

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Justin beiber comment if u get it

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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