Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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My parents died!

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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