- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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