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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Waseem is a hard worker.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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