Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Poop

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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