A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Diarrhea

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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123 f*ck off

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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