How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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