- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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