Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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