Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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