- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A American seeking into mexico

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

haha black people :D

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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