What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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im gey

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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bologna

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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