- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

haha black people :D

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

A American seeking into mexico

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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