- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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