- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Matthew Wyckoff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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