- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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