How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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