What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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