- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Atheism

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Bob Saget

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

are u black unlucky

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

I'm hungry.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Denard Robinson

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