- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

j.p. is dumb

What is green and slow Grass.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What page are you on The gay page.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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