- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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