What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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civil rights

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My jeans

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Anti Joke

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