What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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