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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

bangers and mash?

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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