I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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lewis=cardiac

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Anti Joke

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