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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

^ That's not even funny ^

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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