- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Skinny people fart less.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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