you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Read a Book.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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hi

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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