Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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12 niqqa 12.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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batman farted so hes retarded

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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