- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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