Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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