- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

You know whats annoying? Steve

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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