What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Anti Joke

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