Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Justin Bieber

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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