What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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