- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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