What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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