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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Why Did the throw up He was sick

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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