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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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