- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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