- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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