I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Half life 3 confirmed

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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