- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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