- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Robin, get in the car!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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