- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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