a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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