- Anti Joke

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Good job, son.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Whats worse than suicide? death