- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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