Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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