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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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