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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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