what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Robin, get in the car!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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