- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??