- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Jews

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??