Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

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