A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

I'm Batman.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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