whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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