- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

oh hey.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

hi charles lattuca III

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??