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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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