- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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