A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Knock knock knock OCD

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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