what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

black people swimming

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

HOLY COW!

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

What's white and black? Color blind.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

like if your cool

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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